hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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