My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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