Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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