She's JV to your varsity
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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