You work out of a Hotel?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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