Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
id be glad to
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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