We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
