sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize