no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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