problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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