I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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