i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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