3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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