The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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