What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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