It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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