he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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