One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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