butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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