I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
