I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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