the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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