Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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