So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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