can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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