I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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