This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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