Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
tell me about the eggs
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