...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
FUCK WHALES
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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