She announced her abortion via fbk
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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