Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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