...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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