yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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