After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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