No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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