I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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