it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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