My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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