What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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