He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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