Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think people are normalizing furries
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
