i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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