is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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