i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
