At least make sure they are 18
Why
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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