Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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