dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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