gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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