Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He passed out mid-signature
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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