He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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