Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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