no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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