Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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