I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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