i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize