It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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