his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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